Greenies plot to steal the waste and drop it on the rain forests to save them from the loggers.
Meanwhile, that King of the Jobsworths, Master of the Health and Safety Rulebook and Busybody Par Excellence, Harold Wood, is appointed Green Tsar of Spawater by a Council who really should know better.
Harold is on a mission; to save Spawater from global warming by fining environmental criminals for such environcrimes as recycling on a Tuesday, wasting energy using the wrong light bulbs and mixing polymers with non-polymers in household bins.
Between the nuclear power plant and the Green Tsar, Spawater will foist conservation on its citizens for their own good, whether they like it or not.
Harold might not save the planet, but he will raise enough money fining the public to buy a new one.
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